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Joke of the Day
"What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope."
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"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"
"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"
"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."
"""Fucking hell, I've only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown. ""Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on."""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Stegosoreass."
"I'm so tired I could eat a horse."
"""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" my wife asked this morning. I said ""No, but the dress does look quite small on your arse""."
"Well well well if it isn't the kangaroo whose pouch I'm in."
"I love going to the dentist. He fills all my cavities. Then checks my teeth."