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Joke of the Day

"Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world."

"Wife: What would you do if I died? Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry? Husband: Ah, not that crazy.."

"How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer? Cross fit"

"How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't get up that high!"

"I know the basics of sex... You could say I know the ins and outs."

"Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman"

"Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright"

"Guys with huge dongs are just compensating for their tiny cars."

"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."

"Only God can judge me. *gets hit by lightning*"