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Joke of the Day
"How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer? Cross fit"
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"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not three because my basement is still dark."
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."
"Time is money, so if you never accept a job, you have 24 hours of money per day, which is the maximum amount, so youre the richest man alive"
"Driving high versus driving drunk: Drunks run stop signs. Stoners stop and wait for them to turn green."
"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!"
"Have you heard about the masochist who likes taking a cold shower every morning? So he has a hot one instead."
"I will never forget what my grandad said just before he kicked the bucket. He looked me dead in the eye and said. ""Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"""
"Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth"
"Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'... But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen"