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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother died and left me a tomato. I shouldn't have asked for any heirlooms."
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"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your wife can take 3 dicks!"
"My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said she just couldn't take it any longer."
"What do you call a stupid arachnid? A spiDUUUUUUUR"
"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."
"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."
"There's a new wheelchair party forming But it doesn't really stand for anything. (At least it'll always have a spokes person)"
"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."
"F*ck the zombie apocalypse, it's never going to happen. Worry about the f*cktard apocalypse, it's already upon us."
"Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names."