173113

Joke of the Day

"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"

"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me........ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Why are there no good jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."

"A wizard cursed my land yesterday. Now that's an evil plot!"

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just need to stab it enough times."

"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"

"2Pac - Lyric King, Eazy - Gangsta King, Biggie: Flow King Dre: Beat King Eminem: Rhyme King, Lil Wayne & Jay - Z - ..... Burger King"

"Did you hear about the soldier who had the entire left side of his body blown off? He's all right!"

"(nsfw)A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies, ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""

"Why are black people afraid to fall asleep? The last black person that had a dream got shot!"