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"How do you organize a space party you planet"
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"This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news."
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"Rats are under rated. Just check your dictionary."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."
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"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."
"I don't regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burned them."
"A fruit truck just crashed on the highway It caused a major traffic jam."
"*knock knock* ""Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately"" ""But I'm having a poo"" ""We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"""