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Joke of the Day

"*knock knock* ""Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately"" ""But I'm having a poo"" ""We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"""

"I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this *Pushes salad aside*"

"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."

"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."

"It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car."

"I went to my first Ethiopian electronic concert yesterday The DJ was MT Stomach"

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"when you write a word and it looks wrong but it's right and you just sit there and contemplate life"

"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."