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Joke of the Day

"CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers."

"So a horse walks into a bar... The patrons of the bar then proceed to scream in surprise because there's A FREAKING HORSE IN THE BAR."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""

"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."

"Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism."

"I place my finger on the police officer's lips. ""Shhh. Look, we were both speeding, ok? I forgive you."""

"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"

"I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says ""Shaved Ice"""

"Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods"