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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the news about the collision between two black holes? It's really making waves."
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"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"
"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."
"I woke this morning to find Mr.Mittens on the bed staring at me with a look that said 'You're a mouth breather, and I'll never respect you'"
"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"
"So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet"
"""Sorry but It's me or the label maker."" [takes GIRLFRIEND label off her shirt] ""Thank y-"" [sticks on a label that says EX-GIRLFRIEND]"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"
"[Blazing hot day] Don't forget to take a jacket, it might get cold. ~ My mom."