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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the news about the collision between two black holes? It's really making waves."
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"What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys."
"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."
"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only cums around once a year"
"Chuck Norris had AIDS. Then he said, 'Do you not know who I am?' Chuck has been AIDS-free ever since."
"*seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*"
"Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium? Your mom."
"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"
"Alfred: *placing pancakes in the shape of the Bat Signal* Here are your pancakes, Master W- Bruce: They're Batcakes Alfred. Say ""Batcakes!"""
"the waiter grinds me some pepper. ""tell me when."" i never say 'when'. the restaurant and the city fill with pepper. sky turns black w/ peppr"