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Joke of the Day
"What did the mother bullet say to the father bullet? We're having a BB."
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"This month is so 08/15"
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"[judging dog show] DOG: [barks] ME: [ticks clipboard] This one's working fine AUDIENCE MEMBER: You have misunderstood what's required of you"
"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."
"What do an old cars and pasta have in common? They're both al dente."
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