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Joke of the Day
"The thing about the holocaust is... It was the experience of a lifetime."
Next Joke
"What the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway."
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand And says ""Make me one with everything."""
"""Should I add more liquor?"" is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked."
"You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks."
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock."
"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"
"They call me the Titanic because I once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"
"What do crazy girlfriends and chocolate have in common? They both kill your dog"
"Chuck Norris doesn't say ""who's your daddy"", because he knows the answer."