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Joke of the Day
"Here is my online impression of an extractor fan. I used to like tractors. I don't now"
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"When I was an infant I had a nanny that abused me And im still pretty shaken up about it"
"I couldn't be trusted with a time machine. I'd get killed going back and testing whether or not Velociraptors really could open doors."
"Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke."
"I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. (X-post /r/puns) I came to the realization."
"If masturbation really made you blind... ... how come I'm still able to typaanco goauma oa,"
"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"
"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"
"a guy walks into a bar... ...says ""ouch"""
"I'll never forget what that Pyscho said before he kicked the bucket. ""BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET."""