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Joke of the Day

"""To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza."" That's not what I - ""Please stop. Let me do this."""

"Three blondes were on an escalator at the shopping mall when the power suddenly went out. The were stranded for two hours."

"What's an amphibian's favorite musician? John Frogerty"

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."

"Redditors are like alchemists. They try to turn their nonsense into gold."

"How does Frodo make his own food? Through Frodosynthesis"

"What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin."

"Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. That very same day, Chuck Norris received an award for masturbating in public."

"When Siri has her period she uses an iPad. I hate myself."