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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full."
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"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale? Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt."
"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."
"What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen."
"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"
"You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night ."
"*gets first nose bleed since childhood* Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?"
"An unofficial source at the USDOT just informed me that Yesterday was he most car-accident free day in US recorded history"
"SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true."