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Joke of the Day
"I almost had a three sum last night. I just needed two more people."
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"98% of all band-aids are used to cover up a child's melodramatic bullshit."
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"Woman walks in on a man who's masturbating. Woman says, ""Eww you pervert!""... **Man** walks in on a **woman** who's masturbating. Woman says ""Eww you pervert!"" credit: /u/nobodyatnight"
"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."
"On the 5th day, god was hungover & didn't feel up to much so he created worms, shoelaces & spaghetti, then punched out just after 1pm."
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"My genes put the XY in sexy"