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Joke of the Day

"I won't believe corporations are people Until Texas executes one."

"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had Loco motives"

"Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid."

"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."

"Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market"

"Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 Pokemon World Championship? The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all."

"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."

"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"

"What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium."

"I don't see the fun in putting money on the railway track. The bill flew away, so I put a rock on top of it. Now I'm going to Guantanamo."