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Joke of the Day

"Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket... Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio."

"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli."

"What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children? One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts."

"Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys."

"What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!"

"Jehovah's Witnesses are like testicles They come in pairs, one is always bigger than the other, they keep knocking on the door but never get in, and if they do, shits about to get freaky."

"*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?"

"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"

"""Remember,"" said my boss, ""It takes 20 years to build a reputation..."" ""...And only a few seconds to say I had sex with your daughter."""

"[on phone with debit fraud] Bank guy: Sir do you shop on line at all Me: DUDE IT'S 2017 WE BUY TOILET PAPER ONLINE BG: M: Sometimes. Yes"