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Joke of the Day

"Why did the nuke switch course? Because a girl on the ground said ""I have a boyfriend"" later that day the nuke fell into depression"

"Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana."

"How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope."

"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."

"Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."

"Your girlfriend is 41?!?! she could be your mother! but she isn't... She's yours."

"Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam? A Racist!"

"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."

"Never heard this joke before... neither will you"