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Joke of the Day

"Take it easy on the anti-semetic jokes. Take it easy on the jew jokes please. My grandfather died in a concentration camp during WW2. Apparently he fell off a guard tower during shift change."

"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? quattro sink-o"

"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"

"When I was younger my fairy godmother asked me if I'd like a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."

"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"

"Why do Black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."

"Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back""."

"I've never seen a dead body but I did once watch a girl get proposed to in an Applebee's"

"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out"