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Joke of the Day
"This year's most overused TV line: ""It's complicated."" It means absolutely nothing."
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"How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits."
"A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? Because he doesn't know the time of day."
"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"
"Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear."
"A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!"""
"Why Did Hitler commit suicide? Because his gas bill was too high..."
"When a man falls overboard, they say, ""Man overboard!"". What do they say when a woman falls over? ""FULL SPEED AHEAD!"" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8_TlOsV_w#t=82"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello"" from the other side. ::mic drop::::"