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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because they're not a full esay"
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"Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, ""My heart is in Oregon."" She replied, ""I know what a heart is!"""
"Alcoholics don't run in my family... ...they mostly stumble around and bump into things."
"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"
"My dog never listens to me, and I think he might have a speech impediment... He keeps balking at me when I try to tell him to be quiet"
"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."
"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"
"""I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident."" ""Ok, but we already said you got the job."""
"If your problem can be solved by: Naps Cake Drugs Alcohol or Murder Then you don't really have a problem."
"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"