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Joke of the Day
"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"
"What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards? M'laise."
"Rent boat. Go out to sea. Find sperm whale. Tell him he's called sperm whale. Console sperm whale. Have fun with new whale best friend."
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
"I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. ""Always needs a favor"" is calling, decline."
"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."
"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."
"The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was that one night stand."
"a girl poop says to a boy poop ""ew, did you just fart?"" ""no we both smell like shit remember cause were poops"""