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Joke of the Day
"What's Obama's favorite thing to do on the weekend? Socialize"
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"What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? A Chopin' knife!"
"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"
"What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing? Nothing. Dressings don't have arms"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts."
"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"
"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."
"What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"
"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""
"First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got."