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Joke of the Day

"I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like ""Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"""

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow his FRESH PRINTS!"

"Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle."

"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"

"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."

"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."

"That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."

"Before drinking an ""energy drink"", pause to consider this: How are you going to use that extra energy to better serve Christ?"

"""Mom, i'm in the hospital."" ""Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."""

"[standing in driveway with wife] I thought we agreed on a Prius [giant eagle pecks at saddle] NO THIS IS BETTER"