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Joke of the Day

"I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like ""Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"""

"A man walks into a bar That doesn't make cent"

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAIIIIIINS"

"Today is a big day for the Chinese. Erection Day"

"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of paws and the other has a pause at the end of clause"

"What did the toilet say to the pee? urine"

"An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith. When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, ""Well, he's been-a-dick-teen lately."""

"A Grizzly walked into a bar... It was horrible! Many people in the bar died painful deaths, survivors of the attack said the pain was ""un-bear-able""."

"Did you hear about the husband... ..who loved his wife so much he almost told her?"