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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Why did you burn that building down? Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"

"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."

"Did you know that before James Gandolfini suggested the name ""The Sopranos,"" HBO had planned to call it ""The Lasagnas?"""

"First rule of tortilla fight club- You don't talk about the taco bout"

"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"

"What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo"

"Why don't you see any slow black people? Because the slow ones are in prison."

"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"

"Why do smarter people last longer when having sex? Because it takes twice as long to fuck their brains out"