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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Why did you burn that building down? Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go."

"Gay test: are you gay ? If you answered yes, then you're gay."

"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"

"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""

"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"

"Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice. Anything to pass the time."

"I act like I don't care but deep inside I still don't give a fcuk."

"4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant. I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said: ""I never want to do that again."""

"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore."