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Joke of the Day
"Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick."
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"""Bob's here"" Bob the surgeon or Bob who just pretends he's a surgeon? ""We only know one Bob and he's an accountant"" *arm falls off*"
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"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""
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"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."
"A woman walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"" she yelled."
"I went to the zoo but there was only one animal... it was a Shih Tzu."
"What does a cannibal without a kitchen eat? Raw men"