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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Hi, did you eat? Me: Did you eat? Wife: Are you copying me? Me: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you! Me: Yes, I already ate"

"My ex is like the Mona Lisa It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room"

"ATTN: Brazilian football fans Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"

"Knock Knock, Who's there? Fuckin' Jenny. Now gild me and give me upvotes."

"A broke baker goes into a bar the bartender asks him for a joke for a payment for the beer The baker is sad because he can only do buns"

"On a positive note, women with full hour glass figures don't have to wear watches."

"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."

"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"