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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam? A Quranosaurus."
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"I texted my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff."
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"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"
"A man with no arms and no legs is standing at the bus stop... The bus driver pulls up and and says ""alright mate, how you getting on?"""
"I figured out why republicans are all over the place this election cycle. If you walk without rythm, it won't attract the Bern... I'll see myself out."
"What do you call an original joke on this subreddit? Rare."