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"I'm thinking 'FUCK YOU' real loud at the people around me right now & they don't have a clue. I'm owning them so hard & they have no idea."
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"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day so now we just call him Dav."
"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."
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"Girl, you look like trash. Can I take you out?"