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Joke of the Day

"It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer."

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? It's all over the streets."

"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."

"Did you hear about the logical skunk? It made sense."

"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted."

"Did you know If Olivia Newton John married John Travolta, her name would be Olivia Newton John Travolta."

"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."

"(NSFW) Coors Light is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water."

"[accidentally calls teacher ""mom""] MY BRAIN: shit, play it cool. say something. ME: what's for dinner tonight BRAIN: what"