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Joke of the Day
"What a bad year... Still can't believe they changed the Instagram logo"
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"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two. One person holds the bulb and the other blonde twirls the other blonde around."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one"
"Patient And Doctor Joke Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"What's E.T. short for? Cus he's got little legs"
"I think my wife considers me her rainbow. Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum."
"Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !"
"I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment."
"Stupid Joke I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat."