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Joke of the Day
"If smoking is so bad for you How come it cures salmon?"
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"It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts."
"All the good ones are taken. All the funny ones are fat. All the smart ones are ugly. All the ones with all of the above are fictional."
"My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car."
"Whenever I accidentally watch the Bravo channel, the last thing that comes to mind is the word, ""Bravo!"""
"Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A: A tuba toothpaste."
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""
"Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration."
"Victoria Beckham got her twat shaved. He still looks ridiculous."