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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chinese jew? Oriental Cooking"
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"What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender"
"Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself? Because he Sphinx he's the best."
"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."
"I'm afraid that my best friend is developing an addiction to brake fluid. I've called him out on it, but he says he can stop anytime."
"Ever since my wife's miscarriage she's been drinking a lot Which is ironic because thats how she got into this situation"
"When I find something in my purse on the first reach-in I feel like I should get some applause or something."
"A pessimist, optimist and feminist Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Feminist: The glass is raped"
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again."
"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."