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Joke of the Day

"My kids are starting to ask questions that I don't know the answers to so I'm going to have to trade them in for dumber models."

"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."

"A German man walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The barman asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies: ""No, just one, thank you."""

"I can't image what I'd do if I had cholera But I'd probably shit my self!"

"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"

"How do you get the political science grad off your lawn? Pay for the pizza"

"My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it's because it's a Dell."

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."