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Joke of the Day
"What are you if you aren't European? Eurapoopin. -my daughter"
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"Wrote a short poem. I dug. You dug. She dug. He dug. I know it's not very good but it's pretty deep."
"It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn? ""Where's pop corn?"""
"5-year-old: Dad, can you make the rain go away? Me: Someone more powerful than me controls the weather. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Mom?"
"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a kid? well he is back in town, wants you to hook up."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457"
"I bought a keg and bagels today. That's what kegel is, right?"
"Rise and shine to all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, don't get greedy, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."
"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""
"Chainsaws: because ""The Texas Weed-whacker Massacre"" just wasn't scary enough"