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Joke of the Day

"What are you if you aren't European? Eurapoopin. -my daughter"

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."

"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."

"How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house? Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"What's the best thing about having sex with twentytwo years olds? There's twenty of them.."

"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."

"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."

"My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor but I knew it was just a pyramid screen."

"Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. ""For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."""

"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"