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Joke of the Day

"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."

"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"I have that eating disorder where I threw up once cause I ate too much candy and now I nod knowingly when someone says they're bulimic."

"What do you call a prostitute working for Disney? High Ho, High Ho"

"What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person? A Juan-a-be"

"Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall."

"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."

"What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt? Scott Ad**skirt**"

"Why do u wanna work at Burger King? *imagines killing the Burger King & taking my rightful place as king* ""I haven't taken my meds in weeks"""

"The problem was that everyone was poking my ex on Facebook. And in my bed And on my couch And in my car And when I was at work"