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Joke of the Day

"Just watched a woman put on her sunglasses before walking into a restaurant, in case you wondered what living in LA is like."

"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."

"I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky."

"I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."

"Why does the baker have so many loaves? Because they bred."

"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote."

"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"

"What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience? About 3 replies in the top comment thread."

"Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist."

"Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? Because they have great toe fu."