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Joke of the Day
"What's four inches long and drives women crazy? A 100 dollar bill you pervert!"
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"What type of bees make milk? Boo bees"
"*brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*"
"An old lady standing in line at a bank machine asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"Two atoms are talking: ""Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes, I'm positive!"""
"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."
"Watching a documentary is the leading cause of being unbearable in conversations for a week."
"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."