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Joke of the Day
"The one good thing about Hitler? He killed Hitler."
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"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"
"When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it."
"My brother has muscular dystrophy and we got into an argument about religion I told him his argument is just as valid as his legs.... Weak."
"Why didn't the cashier get the punchline? It didn't register."
"Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs? because they are very touching"
"What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!"
"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."
"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."
"Happy Easter!... Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from premature congratulation."