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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good."

"Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter ."

"What did the thug say to the mugging victim before he shot him. Worldstar."

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."

"What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes? I have no Idea."

"What did captain Kirk do in the head? He Shatner."

"Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong"

"The best joke on reddit (OC)"

"The United States has such bad luck It's almost as if it was build on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'"