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Joke of the Day
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
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"Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job"
"This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse."
"You're in a room with a murderer and someone who makes sandwiches with the crust end of the bread and you have 1 bullet. Who do- ""Bread guy"""
"Hey balloon animal guys, there are other dog breeds besides ""dachshund"" and other jobs besides ""balloon animal guy"""
"what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!"
"If I was on death row I'd request my own heart as my last meal. But they wouldn't be able to extract it til they killed me: Catch 22. I walk"
"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."
"My dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles and now I gotta follow him around the yard because it's his turn"
"My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob"