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Joke of the Day
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
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"What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"
"If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."
"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"
"A couple of million dollar ideas: 1) Boxers with pockets 2) A service that lets you throw a live shark from a speeding van"
"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
"Mitt Romney is walking through heaven when he runs into Barrack Obama"
"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."
"I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds"