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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? When the person answers ""R"" you say ""You'd think that but me first love be the C."""

"A great pun... is its own reword."

"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"

"Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang."

"Thought i was out of toilet paper today Turns out i had a shitload"

"California Earthquake Today there was a 4.8 magnitude earthquake reported in California. Taylor Swift was quoted as saying ""Shake it, shake it off""."

"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."

"Rob Ford's family have been told they won't inherit any money from his bank accounts But his credit cards will re-sell for several thousand Canadian dollars."

"What do you call a black woman on the moon? An astronaut."