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Joke of the Day

"At this point in my life... At this point in my life, i drink so i can smoke and I smoke after the bad decisions i made wile drinking, then I drink to forget that I am dying of lung cancer."

"Saw an ad that said ""Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down""."

"Two silkworms are are racing each other... And they ended up in a tie."

"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"

"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"

"""Mr. President, N. Korea is threatening to bomb your birthplace"" ""Why, there's nothing for them in Keny-"" ""HAWAII, sir"" ""Right, that's wh"

"Do you know any sodium jokes? Na."

"I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off one of the watchtowers"