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Joke of the Day

"What does the devil say to hell rejects? Why don't you fork off"

"Wife was feeling kinky last night so she got naked and I tied her to the headboard, then me and my buddy ordered pizza and played X-Box."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile Which is a pretty big word for a 9 year old"

"Micheal Sam will have the most sacks in the NFL next year... ....on his face"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"date: So what do you do? me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist date: Oh wow fox: and a ventriloquist"

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"

"Oops! I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it."

"How to clean your keyboard aaaaaaaa'kdnf...........,mnnbcvxeuw8301435555555556789+0 zx,cmmmmmmmmmvnsdbasfkoljfsw"

"Tripler's Dating Tips 20/50: hide a tape recorder in your pocket with a laugh track on it and press play after every single thing you say"