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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Steer playing with itself? Beef Stroganoff"
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"What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA? Hard work and dedication."
"I've looked all over the Google and ""fuck you sideways"" is not French for anything, Sir."
"My girlfriend was taking a survey online about ""Which holiday describes your sex life?"" She wasn't happy with me when I chimed in, ""Day of the Dead."""
"For those of you wondering what it's like to be married, I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having."
"Doctor I swallowed a PEN!!! Doctor, Doctor I swallowed a PEN, WHAT DO I DO? Doctor: Use a pencil..."
"Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus? They only serve crackers."
"What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma."
"A good joke to pull on friends: The Reverse Knock Knock Joke. Ask a person to say ""Knock-Knock."" You Reply ""Who's There?"" See how long it takes for them to get it."
"DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts? Apparently you first have to remove your daughter."