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Joke of the Day

"""What are all those wires?"" ""My wireless internet."" (New Yorker cartoon ideas)"

"*BUSTS DOWN DOOR* *Fires off jokes* *Kidnappers helpless in laughter* ""..and that's how your granpappy saved baby Jesus."" - Me, someday"

"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."

"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"What would be the worst meal for a football wife? OJ and Rice"

"Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called "" The Islands."""

"What do you call intercourse on a one-wheeled vehicle? Unisex."

"Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister."

"How Long's A Chinese Penis? Yes"

"If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun."