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Joke of the Day
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle ? The Polar Bear."
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"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."
"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"To quote my late father... ""Traffic is heavier than I expected."""
"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum"
"Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.."
"'Two can play that game...' -people who dont understand that's how games usually work"
"Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!"