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Joke of the Day

"2 guys walk into a bar The third one ducked Thank you I'll... Leave now..."

"Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it."

"Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone? Doodoo doodoo"

"I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down"

"I hate it when people think I'm dumb. I follow current events. Like the World Cup, for instance. I'm totally rooting for Vuvuzela."

"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."

"I was at the inventor of the USB stick's funeral yesterday..... They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again."

"TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them. The course is called Mike Rowe Economics."

"Women are always complaining that I make too many 'dick' jokes but I don't understand why. I mean, that's the only part of me guaranteed to make them laugh."

"What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !"