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Joke of the Day

"Liar, Liar If the guy's pants are on fire, give him a fucking break about being a liar liar for a second. (via @WiseguyPictures)"

"Mrs Jones: Now remember children travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty muttering: If you're anything to go by that's not all it broadens!"

"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"What do you call a clown that gives you flowers? A Romantic Jester!"

"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""

"Someone broke into my house last night... They took all my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway."

"911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!"

"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."

"What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh? A test tickle."

"hey! if u keep makimg faces like that u'll grow up to be a great physical comedian, able to unite peopel with laughter, adored by all, loved"