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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now."

"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Staple some food to the ceiling."

"A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, ""Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."" The photon replies, ""No, I am traveling light!"""

"""Bigotry"" -an Italian guy describing an oak"

"I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?"

"Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep."

"Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel's latest stunt? He tried to jump a steam roller over 6 blacks"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."

"There are only two types of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and motherfucking liars."

"Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday? Sun of a beach"